artfuldestruction | 5TH PIECE - [VIDEO/ACTION FOR THE GOLDENROD TR BASE]

[VIDEO]

[[Hope you're having fun this fine day, Johto, because a charming little video just hit the network. It's centered inside a quaint-looking cottage, and the main character appears to be a female Team Rocket grunt, one hand on her hip, the other twirling a strand of long red hair between her gloved fingers. There's a smirk on her rather heavily made-up face, red lipstick standing out against pale skin. Around her are four male grunts, standing to attention and looking generally threatening. One of the grunts has a young girl in a headlock. An old man is standing before the redheaded woman, fists clenched and a look of panicked fury on his face, in part due to the Gengar floating around him, cackling.]]

Give me the information I desire, and no-one has to get hurt.

[[The old man snarls angrily, but as soon as that grunt tightens his hold on the young girls neck, he relents, quickly moving over to a bookshelf and pulling out two large volumes, thrusting them at the female grunt. She takes them in a generally classy manner, flicking through the pages with an intense expression in her green eyes. As she appears to stumble upon something rather useful, said eyes light up in a rather horrid way.]]

There. That wasn't so hard, was it? I'm going to leave my good friend here to make sure you behave yourself for a little while, okay?

[[Blowing the furious old man a kiss, the female grunt smirks and tosses her hair over her shoulder, snapping her fingers. The grunt holding the girl promptly drops her, and the group of them file out after her.

The Gengar, however, stays behind, cackling as the feed ends.]]

[ACTION]

[[Walking through the Team Rocket base in Goldenrod, the same redheaded woman chuckles darkly to herself, her upload to the feed complete. She'd left her Gengar with Kurt in Azalea Town to ensure he didn't go to the police before she made it safely back to the base, but now that she's here, it's time to spread a little panic.

As she strides towards the lab, she grabs a fistful of hair and whips off that red wig to reveal-!

....well in all honesty it looks like a green-haired woman who was wearing a red wig BUT NO it's the manly Doctor Kato! He strides purposefully into his lab and tosses a pair of books onto the nearest bench, before seating himself on a stool in a manner that shows he is far too comfortable in that miniskirt.

Oh, and he's still got a full face of make-up on, of course.]]

Mission accomplished. I should be able to find some good information from these tomes; the old man is quite the prolific writer.

I have that egg you want. Come and see me in my lab, and I'll give it to you.

[[OOC: Kato will be putting that wig back on for all replies to the video!]]

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[[.....well

now he distinctly understands how the female grunts feel]]

Rather; my last mission required a disguise, and what better excuse to have a little fun?

[[...probably should've gotten changed before you rocked up

oh well might as well roll with it

it's hard looking this damn good, after all]]

I do hope Team Rocket is treating you well, Reaver.

[glad he could be of assistance, bro

glad he could be of assistance

But no, he'll return his attention to your face after a moment, all right, don't worry about that - business to be conducted and all.]

Well, I suppose that does explain that video that was put on the device - you're quite the stunning redhead, by the way - and what with antics like that being what people in this little organization tend to do, I find that I can't complain; it's nothing if not entertaining, I'll grant all of you that much.

So tell me, is the skirt just for those missions of yours, or do you like to have fun with it otherwise as well?

[[....yep

definitely should've gotten changed]]

We're definitely an interesting bunch of people; this is actually my second mission that required cross-dressing. The first was with Kimblee, and yes, I did get him to dress up with me.

[[kimblee you'll still love him after this right

right kimblee-senpai]]

As for my personal life, I don't tend to make a habit of wearing women's clothing outside work-related purposes, although I will admit that I do like to practice my costumes.

[[Have a smirk, Reaver. Trying to keep the swag up.]]

I tend to keep that rather private, though.

I can't say I don't understand that at all - a bit of a shame, because you look like quite the fun one, but to each their own and all.

[...and goddamn. You have, at the very least, successfully distracted him from hitting on you with that first part.]

As for this little...adventure with our beloved joyless overlord, dare I ask how you managed to accomplish that? I'm having difficulty picturing this being a willing scenario.

[[That gets a bit of a snicker out of Kato; as fond as he is of Kimblee, Reaver does have a bit of a point. The man needs to relax a little.]]

He was very much against the whole idea, for quite some time. That is, until...

[[......have the most smug grin on the planet, combined with....Kato squeezing his boobs. Yes.]]

I offered him a pair of these to wear. They're rather fun.

...That's what changed his mind? Come now, he's not that unfortunate-looking - at least not to the point where the only breasts he could plausibly get a hold of have to be his own.

[this entire organization, holy shit - as he said, at the very least you people are entertaining]

Ah, but the finer nuances of Kimblee's chest and what he does with it aside - I understand that you have that egg I've asked you for?

[[GODDAMMIT REAVER he might. have just laughed at that, alright

like a proper laugh, not a snicker and/or evil cackle

what is this feel]]

I would certainly hope not! Although judging from the really quite upsetting lack of women in this base, desperate times call for desperate measures.

[[Still smiling, Kato snaps his fingers, and his Typhlosion walks over cradling the egg in his...arms? Whatever the hell you call the legs at the front. Forelegs? Oh whatever, the point is he's got the egg and will now offer it to you, Reaver.]]

Joule has been keeping it warm for you.

[well, as long as your precious senior isn't around to overhear any of this, this feel is perfectly acceptable

...honestly this feel would be perfectly acceptable even if your precious senior were around, because Reaver suspects his reaction would be hilarious

but that's beside the point; at the moment, he seems more than a bit amused at that Typhlosion there - he'll take the egg, certainly, but he's amused nonetheless]

Well! How almost quaint of you, Kato, though the gesture is appreciated. Given the behavior of at least one of the parents, I do hope you were able to refrain from the - rather understandable, don't get me wrong - temptation to shake it.

[He'll just be looking it over for a moment there, turning it between his hands lightly.]

What did you end up breeding it with, by the way?

I was more concerned with keeping it away from the father; I couldn't tell whether or not he wanted to nuture it or eat it.

[[His money is on the latter, tbh.]]

As for the breeding partner.....

[[...you don't mind if a massive snakebeast just slithers up the leg of the table Kato is leaning on, do you Reaver]]

A Seviper. Horrifying creatures, really, so I believe you've probably got a bit of an abomination, there. Hope you can handle it.

[.............

all

the blessings

of avo tbh]

I'm not sure whether I should be positively quivering in anticipation, or grateful that something about this place somehow prevents crossbreeds.

[[Have a chuckle, you.]]

A bit of column A and a bit of column B, in all honesty. The trick with the Hydreigon line is to ensure they know you're the master. Pluto would have killed me long ago if I hadn't exercised a bit of control over him. Even now, he's slowly becoming more obedient.

[[That sort of thing tends to happen to creatures when you deny them food and water, but details.]]

Regardless, you're free to come and find me if you need help with the thing. I can't promise a miniskirt, but I can promise assistance.

[You are an amusing one; have the most dismissive gesture for your effort, Kato.]

As much as I appreciate the offer, I believe I've told you I've handled dangerous creatures in the past - I'll have to tell you about the balverines one day, my dear, they illustrate my point quite nicely...however, for the time being, I'm sure you're a rather busy man, as am I.

Do enjoy your snake; I'll be sure let you know if there are any issues.

[...dat skirt tho

he is not going to keep the gaze from flicking in a really unsubtle manner toward that skirt]

[[....you know, this is kind of a massive ego stroke so you can stare away, tbh

he does look fine as hell in these boots, let's be real here]]

Do keep me informed; I'd love to know how it goes.

[[Whether that be good or bad, he doesn't mind. At least it will be entertaining~]]

5TH PIECE - [VIDEO/ACTION FOR THE GOLDENROD TR BASE]

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